Monday May 5 @ 12:29am with 58,302 noteswhen you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
Monday May 5 @ 12:27am with 26,116 noteswhen I’m at a friend’s house and that friend has a cat
Monday May 5 @ 12:26am with 270,305 notesSO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
